Here is a sample joke donated by Mr. Alan Chapman
An old lady drove into Morrisons to get her weekly shop. She parked her car, tookher pound coin and picked up a trolley, went into the store and did her shopping.
When she finished and paid, she started to walk out. At that a young man came across to her and said,
“Would you like me to push your trolley to your car?”
She looked at him thinking,
“Ooh he’s a nice handsome young lad, wish I was a bit younger”
“Yes please young man”, she said
The young lad pushed her trolley out through the doors and into the car park, and the lady walked behind him looking at his bum and thinking,
“Ooh I fancy him”, and the old lady said to the young man -
“Young man, I have an itchy pussy” to which the young man replied,
“Sorry love, you’ll have to point it out to me, I’m not very good with cars”
A few more examples :-
There are two kinds of pedestrians -
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
A family is driving in their car on vacation. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to brake in time to avoid the frog. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. The frog is grateful, speaks to the man, thanks him and tells him that he will grant him a wish. The man says, please make my dog win the next dog race. The frog asks to look at the dog which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it is very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulful his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says, Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. The wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says, "Can I please have another look at the dog?".